They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like
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“Domino’s pizza is now made with real cheese”
Well what the fuck were you using before?
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You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
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Expectations = Getting back up like a boss:
Reality:
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